How to get and eat pizza by Alayah
First you must throw yourself on the floor and scream at the top of your lungs for no apparent reason. You must do this until you gain the attention of an adult figure. Once this is accomplished you may get up off the floor and point at the pizza box. If said adult figure does not understand the afore-mentioned pointing then you must again throw yourself on the floor until your point is made.
Once you have received your piece of pizza you may grin from ear to ear of shear happiness.
Then you may take a huge bit of the deliciously yummy pizza. Mm mm
Then you will need to go find your Papa and cuddle with him while he sleeps on the floor while you rest from all the work that it took you to get your yummy piece of pizza.
After resting for a few short minutes you may then tackle your papa and show him your lovely piece of pizza and tell him about all the trouble it took to get you your piece of pizza.
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